“They gather together, hundreds and hundreds,
To watch a news service where too many have been punted,
As quality slides, their opinion much like a deer is hunted,
Does local news matter, in a 18 minute span,
Does 10 realise the product’s poor with no locals handling the plan,
Their news service is in very bad health,
In desperate need for increased wealth,
Until such time as 10 ends this austerity monstrosity…
You’ll have Content Survey Live… to celebrate mediocrity.”
The poem from Boxing Day, is just as apt as ever.
Welcome, to Content Survey Live 2022: Celebrate Mediocrity.
This, is Night Zero.
