“I’m talking to the wall…”
On the very first week of ratings in 2022, Content Survey Live’s big addition in 2021, stands alone.
“Sit Ubu, Sit Ubu, Sit Ubu, Sit Ubu, Sit.”
Veritas on KW, proudly presents on Kuttsywood’s Couch…
“About 12 minutes of real news each night”
This, is Lexicon News 2.
So, welcome to our new year ahead format: KW Network Select: where we give you a select look at what the year ahead has for this site, and the social media family that is the KWNetwork.
What we announced straight off the bat, will be a event that is just 6 weeks away.
Lexicon News 2, will be a rapid pace event, where you will get comparisons of Seven’s news product in Queensland (both the full hour Brisbane gets and the news director’s cut regional QLD gets) published on the same night, in most cases. After the success of the initial event during Content Survey Live in August this year, it only is right and proper to spinoff to a separate weeklong event, in 2022.
The fact that Lexicon News’s sequel is literally opening 2022 (starting on the first weeknight of ratings) is important, in light of the recent acquisition of Prime and GWN by Seven: as we are expecting a significant upswing in regional news content from the merged entity (thanks to ACMA trigger event regulations, likely to apply to not just the Prime-owned licensees being acquired but to Seven’s existing regional QLD outlet) within a matter of months. I definitely believe, Seven will want to use their experience in regional QLD (where Seven’s regional news product is dominant, has had success expanding outside heritage markets and is said to be the highest rating regional news service in aggregated Australia) to improve the fortunes of Prime’s news product (which is currently only airing local bulletins in heritage markets, with locations like Wollongong, Canberra, Newcastle (markets with reasonably sized urban centres that have a combined population of nearly 2m people: yet have access to one local news service on commercial television) and the majority of Victoria (with only Albury-Wodonga being a heritage market) only reliant on noodle updates.)
Lexicon News 2, runs between February 7 and 11 in 2022.
Now, A ode to mediocrity.
“They gather together, hundreds and hundreds,
To watch a news service where too many have been punted,
As quality slides, their opinion much like a deer is hunted,
Does local news matter, in a 18 minute span,
Does 10 realise the product’s poor with no locals handling the plan,
Their news service is in very bad health,
In desperate need for increased wealth,
Until such time as 10 ends this austerity monstrosity…
You’ll have Content Survey Live… to celebrate mediocrity.”
Pushed back a week, from 2021, 2022’s edition of Content Survey Live will be (like 2021) a two week event: however unlike 2021 (where there was 10 in the first week and the Lexicon News experiment in the second week), we will push ahead with two weeks of 10 content survey in 2022.
With the popularity of the “pregame show” we introduced in 2021, it again will happen in July 2022, where the format of week two will be announced.
And, speaking of family:
Let's roll the Veritas hit parade, of 2021.
Let's start with a curseword deserved by 10, in light of the end of Totally Wild.
I personally believe, that line about staying in Brisbane is bullshit.
— Veritas on KW (@Veritas_KW) February 3, 2021
If 10's moving to a commission-only model for children's programming, it will make far more sense in the long term to have Nickelodeon, Nick Jr and 10's commissioning teams in Sydney: not split over SYD/BNE.
Next up, is a very hard look at what a Australian second season of Holey Moley should look like.
I honestly think, the only way Holey Moley could (a very hard could) get renewed is if Seven got their shit together and put a Australian in Riggle's seat for any second season.
— Veritas on KW (@Veritas_KW) February 22, 2021
A fully ocker sounding program (inc. red jackets) could save it.#HoleyMoleyAU
Next, is a very blunt assessment of how Daryl Somers can celebrate his history, while Queensland viewers somehow were denied a proper attempt at marking 60 years of the television medium in this state by the first station in the state.
Coming soon to Seven: "Hey Hey, it's Daryl's Cash Grab".
— Veritas on KW (@Veritas_KW) September 12, 2021
I would so love for Nine to counter this in QLD at least, with a celebration of our television history.
The kind of celebration that should have happened in 2019.#WheresTheDoco9
Almost to the end: with another blunt assessment: this time of Seven's entire drama output in 2022 (that isn't soapie Home and Away), straight after upfronts.
Because Seven: only commissioning four hours of scripted drama that isn't Summer Bay in 2022... is simply bullshit.
— Veritas on KW (@Veritas_KW) October 12, 2021
Logies nights of the past was where Newton was king, and when the Logies finally happen next year, a standing ovation will indeed ring.
— Veritas on KW (@Veritas_KW) October 30, 2021
A moment in time for the industry, as one of the last names from the beginning of our industry in this country has passed on.
The second, is our tribute to Frank Warrick: who we lost, on May 11 after a private fight against dementia. (Frank Warrick obituary)
"Your only as good as your last performance".
— Veritas on KW (@Veritas_KW) May 11, 2021
From the first interview Frank Warrick did after jumping ship to QTQ in March 1983.
The best microfiche photo of Frank I have: when he returned to BTQ in July 1985, and stayed until 2001.
Frank Warrick: You are gonna be missed. pic.twitter.com/OdIVPdIBi6
Our goal, is simple: I want to see 200 followers join the Veritas on KW train, in the next twelve months. I want to see views of our content converted to follows. I want next year’s Content Survey Live to really be a celebration of mediocrity. And, yes there is a person sitting there writing the writhing criticism and original tweets: not a bot programmed to burp out links eight times a day to press releases. Veritas on KW is for the viewer, because we aren’t all Gogglebox families watching telly for a living, we are all viewers watching telly for it’s escapism from our daily lives.
4:25am. About to start the commute from hell.
— One Queensland (@OneQLD_KW) August 25, 2021
This can be so much easier... if the political will existed to connect Hervey Bay back directly to the Queensland Rail passenger network.#HerveyBayOnTrack pic.twitter.com/HrXK5BLhXL
In 2022, expect a lot more from the real alternative in Queensland.
-Rolling coverage of a possible Callide by-election, caused by a Canberra tilt, by current member Colin Boyce, a potential Gladstone Regional Council mayoral by-election (all hinging on timing of the federal election next year) and the impending North Burnett Regional Council mayoral by-election (due January 22, 2022, and running as a full postal election (i.e. no results on the night).
-Some federal election coverage, especially in light of several Queensland electorates having retiring members.
-More pointing out political hypocrisy by both the QLD government and "opposition" (i.e. the people who spent the first year of a four year term after losing the 2020 state election, talking about health non-stop (something the majority of voters are plainly sick of (mind the pun), when significant policy changes needed to be made (particularly on the opposition benches): case in point, the LNP's unbridled support for Brisbane's successful 2032 Olympic bid (along with a tame media), which literally gave Labor carte-blanche to prevent Queensland residents having the right to wide consultation before the bid was even submitted to the IOC, let alone after the bid succeeded.
One Queensland firmly believes, that Queensland taxpayers deserve a seat at the Olympic planning table and a say on some key decisions concerning the Games, just as much as or even more than our politicians... along with separating the Olympics ministry from leadership positions (i.e. the Premier of QLD shouldn't also be the Olympics minister, and the QLD opposition leader shouldn't also be the shadow Olympics minister, instead give these roles to long-term backbenchers that have done the hard yards, who can settle into these roles, who can be bitter rivals, but yet can work together to allow continuity of planning should the 2024/28 state elections cause a role reversal)
In addition to this, in October 2022, we will present something prophetic…
In October 2022, Kuttsywood’s Couch will bring you a piece that lays out a plan as to why 2028 is important to Queensland for more than just a handover in the entertainment capital of the world.
2028 is important, because of a trio of centennials, that if marketed properly, alongside that handover, could make that year one to remember.
2028, rightfully: should be Queensland’s “Year of Flight”.
2028: Queensland’s “Year of Flight”, is designed to be a piece that will go out and ask a question.
What does the centennial of Bert Hinkler’s solo flight from England to Australia, Charles Kingsford-Smith’s pioneering trans-Pacific flight in the Southern Cross from Oakland in the US to Brisbane in Australia and that of the Royal Flying Doctor’s Service (all falling in 2028) need to commemorate those milestones, and how those same milestones can build a fantastic Olympic handover event in Los Angeles, that is up there with some of the best ever produced.
It will also ask, how Queensland tourism execs need to start working now, to reap the benefits of the Bluey generation: that is, the four year olds that first saw Bluey outside Australia in 2019, who will be gearing up for their first solo holiday by the time the 2032 Olympics rolls around.
2028: Queensland’s “Year of Flight”, is coming in October 2022.
It’s all about style.
Our brand new outlet at Redbubble is the place to get your kwNetwork shirts as well as a whole lot more.
The kwNetwork Shop is your treat to beat the heat this summer.
We soft-launched, before Christmas, a new outlet for the kwNetwork brand, on Redbubble (a idea, mind you, that has been in gestation since 2018). Products available at this time include:
T-shirts for Veritas on KW, One Queensland, Lexicon News and Content Survey Live, as well as a just added (prior to this presentation): “Celebrate Mediocrity” shirt (in honour of the announcement of next year's Content Survey Live theme). These shirts are available in both classic, and premium.
In addition, the four foundation designs (Veritas on KW, One Queensland, Lexicon News and Content Survey Live) are also available in hats, pins, and facemasks, while "Celebrate Mediocrity" is available in facemasks (in addition to the shirts) at this time.
As well, you will see our first special event pins drop from New Years Day (a 2022 kwNetwork pin) in addition to major long events on our site, being marked by… yep, pins and shirts: beginning with Lexicon News 2 in Feburary. These will be released, at the end of our long events.
Another example of this event-focused strategy, will be that we will offer Content Survey Live tees (in your city of choice), in September next year, with all three years scores for that city on them: Now, that’s celebrating mediocrity!
Other ideas in the development pipeline include,
-Expansion of the existing lines to other products.
-A dedicated range for Veritas on KW and One Queensland, with a move into the slogan concept.
-The possibility to develop exclusive designs just for Redbubble use: for example, a DST guide clock, and a slogan shirt aimed at the potential QLD tourist that has missed out on visiting.
Now the real one more thing…
Add 279 days to today’s date, for a significant anniversary, five years since Kuttsy’s Radio Pitch: a post that had been worked on the side for two years, that was launched in the slipstream of our first ever obituary (we’ve since done three others: including two in 2021, that are linked at the very end of the Veritas on KW "Hit Parade") which was seen as a moment where this site began it’s evolution to what it has become today.
When the 279 goes to 0:00:00, however there will be a significant arrival, or should it be a announcement pertaining to the kwNetwork, that will be important for long term growth. What this announcement on October 1, 2022 will eventually be, is dependent on a lot of factors, and whether or not we can make the opportunity happen.
You, just have to keep watching this site, and our Twitter family... because it may well turn out to be good news all around.
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